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ThanksGiving Day Riddles and One Liners

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A: It simply wants to run away.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Song

Thanksgiving Turkey Song
O turkey dear
O turkey dear
How lovely are thy feathers!

O turkey dear
O turkey dear
There could be nothing better!

We celebrate Thanksgiving Day
By putting your carcass on display.
O turkey dear
O turkey dear
You thought we were friends who came to greet you.

O turkey dear
O turkey dear
We gathered here to eat you!

O turkey day
O turkey day
The family is all together

O turkey day
O turkey day
We’ve over come bad weather

Seeing the family is so fab
We’ll see ya’ll again in rehab.

O turkey day
O turkey day
We’ll drink away your memory.

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Thanksgiving meal

Young Michael was sitting in his grandmother’s kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.
‘What are you doing?’ Michael enquired.
‘Oh, I’m just stuffing the turkey,’ his grandmother replied.
‘Wow, that’s cool.’ Michael remarked.
‘Are you going to hang it next to the deer?’

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Grocery Store

Grocery Store
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough.
She asked the stock boy “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied “No they’re dead.”

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Blonde Thanksgiving

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.
Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.
The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.
“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.
“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

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Funny things to do on ThanksGiving Day

Want to really freak someone out?
Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.

For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving.
This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!

Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy
and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.

Happy Turkey Day, America!
Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.

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