Comedy Funny Jokes

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Answer :- Charcoal

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom.
When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor.

The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed.
The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track.

What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

Answer :

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.