ThanksGiving Day Riddles and One Liners

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A: It simply wants to run away.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.

Halloween Riddles

Q. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A. White Pillowcases.

Q. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
A. Rap music.

Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!

Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. “Spook when you’re spooken to.”

Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!

Q. What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A. A chicken sand witch.

Q. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A. A wide scream TV.

Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.

Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he didn’t have the guts.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Q. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What do you call two witches who share a broom?
A. Broom mates.

Q. Why can’t you tell a skeleton a secret?
A. Because it goes in one ear and out the other.

Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
A. Dead-ends.

Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

Q. What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom.
When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor.

The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed.
The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track.

What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

Answer :

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf. :)