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Trouble makers

Two brothers are terrible trouble makers.
They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble.
The parents have tried everything to get the boys to change, to no avail.

Finally, out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time.

The parents drop off the youngest and go home, promising to return to get him soon. The boy sits in a chair across from the pastor’s desk and they just look at each other.

Finally, the Pastor says, “Where is God?”

The boy just sits there and doesn’t answer.

The pastor begins to look stern and loudly says, “Where is God?”

The little boy shifts in his seat, but still doesn’t answer.

The pastor is starting to get angry at the boy’s refusal to converse and practically shouts “Where is God?”

To the pastor’s surprise, the little boy jumps up out of his chair and runs out of the office.

The boy leaves the church and runs all the way home, up the stairs and into his brother’s room. He shuts the door and pants, “We’re in BIG TROUBLE. God’s missing and they think we did it!”

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GOD loves you

An evangelist by heart, a man set out one day to share the gospel and try to convert as many people as he could.
Driving down the road, he noticed what appeared to be a dishoveled drunk man standing on the curve swaying back and to.
He hollard out the window “GOD loves you” and startled the man who fell into the road in front of a bus and got run over.
Standing at the pearly gates moments later, Gabriel asked the man how he got there.
The drunk replied I don’t know, last I remember I was standing at the bus stop minding my own business and some Christian yelled at me and scared the hell out of me.

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