Condoms prevent babies from being born

While there, the boy points to a display and asks “What are those, Daddy?”
“Those are condoms, son, they help prevent babies from being born.” “But daddy,” says the boy,” that package says it has 3. Who would need that many?”

“Well son, that’s for high school students, one for Friday night, one for
Saturday night, and one for Sunday afternoon.”

“Well that one has 6, who is that for?” “That is for college students, 2 for Friday, 2 fro Saturaday, and 2 for Sunday.”

“Wait Daddy, that one has 12, who would ever need that many?”

“That son is for married men,1 for January, 1 for February……..”

Pretty Teacher

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love.” the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”

“With you!” he said.

“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a condom!”

Olympic condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms—Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

“Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.

“Gold, of course,” says the man proudly.

The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver?”

“Why silver?” asks the man. ??”Well, it would be nice if you came second for a change.”

Deepest condolences

A widow goes on her first date since her husband’s death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.

“You can touch me anywhere else,” she says, “but down there I’m still mourning.”

“I figured as much,” says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences.”

Condom Factory

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired – Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers’ complaints.