Want to really freak someone out?
Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving.
This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy
and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
Happy Turkey Day, America!
Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.